I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

Red Skelton
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  2. It was the way she looked at me the whole time. That look said more than she ever could and, in turn, scared me more than her words alone ever could. - Anna Todd

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More Quotes By Red Skelton
  1. There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

  2. There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."

  3. My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

  4. My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

  5. I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

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